Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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