Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Randomize
