If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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