i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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