I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
