STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
its not stalking. its research.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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