thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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