im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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