Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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