Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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