i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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