the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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