I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Randomize
