You made me cry and you don't even care
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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