Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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