how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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