Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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