Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
