what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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