Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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