1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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