is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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