what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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