THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Randomize
