It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
The feeling are messing with the penis
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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