But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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