with your own penis?
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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