Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
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The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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