Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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