I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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