I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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