clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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