Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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