Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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