Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
and she was petting her beer can
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Come back. Shots need mouths.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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