i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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