she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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