Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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