dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
well most of my day revolves around power hour
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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