why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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