just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
The uberlube is also flammable
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.