No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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