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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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