absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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