Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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