Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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