HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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