I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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