you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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