you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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