either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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