Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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