I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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