would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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