i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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