it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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